NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)

No, thank you. I did not need to hear the souls of a universe calling to me from the afterlife.

Someone needs to make a space thriller/horror/whatever with this mixed into the music

why does it sound exactly like what it feels like a black hole should sound like

I'm basically like if a girl had stuff to do and then didn't do it

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thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity.

spread the word, it seems they're... very forgetful about this.

A small collection (feel free to add):

@staff You're not very subtle.

I’m sure there’s an actual explanation as to why it works this way somewhere but everytime Skyrim tells me “when you read a spell tome to learn a spell it is destroyed in the process” I like to imagine that your character handles the book so roughly it obliterates the whole fucking thing

You read a page and turn it so violently it rips it from the spine and you just let go of it in the wind

Your nails dig into the cover and just rip out chunks every time you adjust it in your hands

You choose to read it in the worst possible weather so it gets absolutely water-logged or ripped apart by the wind

The College of Winterhold has begged you to stop doing this as Skyrim residents are finding spell pages all over the land and are reading the pages out loud to each other and now there are eldritch beings destroying villages. The bodies from the cemeteries won’t stop following people and defending them from every small thing. Children have been turned into chickens. Cows are invisible. There are permanent glowing mage lights in the corners of peoples homes and they can’t sleep becuz it’s so bright. Lightning runes are blocking doorways. The local giant is floating. Please stop destroying the tomes. Please just read them like a normal person.

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

we have to be silly together it's an imperative i can't do this alone